Why Ron Paul is wrong on every damn thing!

February 27th, 2010 8:00 am  |  by  |  Published in campaign for liberty, Commentary, Constitution, foreign aid, Foreign Policy, Humor, Maven Commentary, Racism  |  43 Responses

Editor’s Note: Sometimes it’s good to listen to the other side with an open mind because perhaps they know better. This article about Ron Paul was sent to us by our neo-conservative friend, Richard Deekbag, founder of the following website (we apologize for the length of the URL):

http://ohmygodronpaulwilleatallofourbabiesandourbabiesbabiesandtheirbabiesbabiesuntiltherearenobabiesleft.com/

I mean just look at the guy. Ron Paul is all skinny, old, and wrinkly. His speeches are rambling diatribes supporting the long debunked conspiracy theory known as the U.S. Constitution. Everyone knows the Constitution expired more than 100 years ago and has no place in our Conservative-Progressive-Democratic-Socialist-Liberal-Republican (ConProDemSocLibRep) society.

After all it was Ru Paul’s isolationist ideas that lead America into its darkest period following the Revolutionary War after his idiotic idols, the Founding Fathers, defeated the British occupiers. Well, they were more like friendly visitors than occupiers. Visitors that honored the American colonies by taxing them heavily and treating them like peasants.

Everyone knows by now that Ron Paul’s efforts to abolish the massively successful Federal Reserve bank is kookier than cookies. The Fed has been our savior over and over and over and over and over again over the years.  If it weren’t for the Fed the so-called “Great Depression” would have been much shorter. That’s a gigantic problem because we needed it to last much longer just to prove that government regulation is the lifeblood of the economy!

Ron Paul’s foreign policy ideas are moonbat crazy. His ideas violate the golden rule. You know, the whole “do unto others as you would have them do unto you thing”? We would be far less safe if we hadn’t flexed our military muscle in the Middle East. They only respect force and they’ve been cowering in fear of us for the last 10 years. Hopefully we’ll be able to show them who’s boss for at least 100 more years.

Ben Bernanke was overheard saying: “You can’t put a price tag on keeping America safe. Do you know where I can get discounted printer ink? After all we need to save money where we can in these trying times!”, according to a source who didn’t want to be named as a source and who spoke to me through telepathy.

It was so stupid that Ron Paul won the CPAC straw poll. It was obviously rigged by his Campaign For Liberty organization and they were all young people anyway. Everyone knows the future of the GOP will come from the old people! At least the results of the poll were booed loudly which just proves that I’m right.

Not to mention Paul is an anti-semite because he wants to cut off foreign aid to all countries and the last time we checked, Israel was a country. It couldn’t possibly defend itself with a stockpile of only 400 or so nuclear bombs. They need our help!

He’s also an obvious racist because he has a long history of hate speech following the publication of some newsletters written by someone else 25 years ago. His racism is so rampant that one could pull just about any speech of his in his decades in Congress and find the bigotry. In fact here’s one called “Government and Racism“.

It’s so easy to imagine a Klan hood over his head whenever he’s on TV espousing the virtues of some of his lilly-white heroes like Dr. Martin Luther King and Rosa Parks.

Get this through your think skulls people, Ron Paul has no chance at being the next President of the United States. He shouldn’t run because all he will do is screw up the chances for the anointed Republican nominee, who won’t be a crazy, kooky, old, skinny, wrinkly, anti-semitic, racist, isolationist with a fetish for the supreme law of the land.

Don’t you understand, we hate Barack Obama more than we love the Constitution!

The last thing America needs is a candidate that adheres so rigidly to his principles and is logically consistent in both domestic and foreign policy.

And don’t get me started on his supporters.

Responses

  1. tedbohne says:

    February 27th, 2010 at 1:11 pm (#)

    ahhhhhh! a SPOOF!. it's 5 am, and i'm working on my first cuppa.

    t

  2. tedbohne says:

    February 27th, 2010 at 1:11 pm (#)

    ahhhhhh! a SPOOF!. it's 5 am, and i'm working on my first cuppa.

    t

  3. LibertarianMike says:

    February 27th, 2010 at 7:02 pm (#)

    Wow, it's amazing some people can't recognize a spoof when they see it. :)

  4. Steve says:

    February 27th, 2010 at 2:34 pm (#)

    Hmm…it appears Mr. Deekbag's site is down. The Internet must be run by isolationist young people.

  5. Steve says:

    February 27th, 2010 at 2:34 pm (#)

    Hmm…it appears Mr. Deekbag's site is down. The Internet must be run by isolationist young people.

  6. J Morgan says:

    February 27th, 2010 at 5:28 pm (#)

    Let's remember the updated and more accurate definition of racist:

    RACIST: 1. Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive term for a white person. 2: a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities, if promoted by white people. 3: a belief that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race, if promoted by white people.

  7. J Morgan says:

    February 27th, 2010 at 5:28 pm (#)

    Let's remember the updated and more accurate definition of racist:

    RACIST: 1. Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive term for a white person. 2: a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities, if promoted by white people. 3: a belief that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race, if promoted by white people.

  8. thedood says:

    February 27th, 2010 at 6:10 pm (#)

    Why did you republish this ? It's garbage. You fail webmaster dood. I want my 2 mins back.

  9. thedood says:

    February 27th, 2010 at 6:10 pm (#)

    Why did you republish this ? It's garbage. You fail webmaster dood. I want my 2 mins back.

  10. LibertarianMike says:

    February 27th, 2010 at 7:02 pm (#)

    Wow, it's amazing some people can't recognize a spoof when they see it. :)

  11. LibertarianMike says:

    February 27th, 2010 at 7:02 pm (#)

    Wow, it's amazing some people can't recognize a spoof when they see it. :)

  12. james says:

    February 27th, 2010 at 8:09 pm (#)

    hahahah. I love it.

  13. Ken says:

    February 28th, 2010 at 2:11 am (#)

    I feel like I'm reading the editorial page of the Washington Post.;)

  14. Ken says:

    February 28th, 2010 at 2:11 am (#)

    I feel like I'm reading the editorial page of the Washington Post.;)

  15. Ken says:

    February 28th, 2010 at 2:11 am (#)

    I feel like I'm reading the editorial page of the Washington Post.;)

  16. Jay says:

    February 28th, 2010 at 3:05 am (#)

    Awesome SITE if your on a quest for knowledge

    http://freeviewdocumentaries.com

  17. Jay says:

    February 28th, 2010 at 3:05 am (#)

    Awesome SITE if your on a quest for knowledge

    http://freeviewdocumentaries.com

  18. LibertarianMike says:

    February 28th, 2010 at 3:32 am (#)

    Jay, please stop spamming this. I think you've posted it enough.

  19. LibertarianMike says:

    February 28th, 2010 at 3:32 am (#)

    Jay, please stop spamming this. I think you've posted it enough.

  20. Bob D says:

    February 28th, 2010 at 4:15 am (#)

    Libertarian Mike,
    Why are you so amazed that people don't know a spoof when they see it? These arguements are almost as fatuous as the ones we see in the media.

  21. Bob D says:

    February 28th, 2010 at 4:15 am (#)

    Libertarian Mike,
    Why are you so amazed that people don't know a spoof when they see it? These arguements are almost as fatuous as the ones we see in the media.

  22. LibertarianMike says:

    February 28th, 2010 at 4:40 am (#)

    Perhaps I give [some] readers of this blog more credit than I should. :-)

  23. Michael says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 5:56 pm (#)

    news commentator ("David Harsanyi") I spoke of in my other post: http://www.middletownjournal.com/opinion/columnis

  24. marcg says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 6:03 pm (#)

    I hope your dedication to liberty is more astute than your ability to discern a spoof/satire when you see it.

    What is interesting is that even though Richard Deekbag's words and arguments are completely manufactured some people actually think they are *real*. It is nearing the point when all one has to do to find satire is to use actual quotes from these interventionists. I think that speaks volumes about their so-called "arguments".

    -Marc

  25. Phil says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 7:06 pm (#)

    It's a spoof? That makes me feel a little less bothered I suppose… but I agree I still want my 2 minutes back.

  26. Michael says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 5:53 pm (#)

    What an idiotic article. This is the type of smears and rhetoric that have given these crooked criminals and their propagandists, planted "journalists", news "commentators", and their "experts" the upper hand. Do not listen to idiots like this "David Harsanyi" character- uninformed or not. Do not buy into these propagandists news sources. Boycott them (and Starbucks, btw) at all costs.

  27. Michael says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 5:56 pm (#)

    news commentator ("David Harsanyi") I spoke of in my other post: http://www.middletownjournal.com/opinion/columnis

  28. Michael says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 5:56 pm (#)

    news commentator ("David Harsanyi") I spoke of in my other post: http://www.middletownjournal.com/opinion/columnis

  29. marcg says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 6:03 pm (#)

    I hope your dedication to liberty is more astute than your ability to discern a spoof/satire when you see it.

    What is interesting is that even though Richard Deekbag's words and arguments are completely manufactured some people actually think they are *real*. It is nearing the point when all one has to do to find satire is to use actual quotes from these interventionists. I think that speaks volumes about their so-called "arguments".

    -Marc

  30. marcg says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 6:03 pm (#)

    I hope your dedication to liberty is more astute than your ability to discern a spoof/satire when you see it.

    What is interesting is that even though Richard Deekbag's words and arguments are completely manufactured some people actually think they are *real*. It is nearing the point when all one has to do to find satire is to use actual quotes from these interventionists. I think that speaks volumes about their so-called "arguments".

    -Marc

  31. Phil says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 7:06 pm (#)

    It's a spoof? That makes me feel a little less bothered I suppose… but I agree I still want my 2 minutes back.

  32. Phil says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 7:06 pm (#)

    It's a spoof? That makes me feel a little less bothered I suppose… but I agree I still want my 2 minutes back.

  33. LibertarianMike says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 7:13 pm (#)

    I would have thought that the silly URL and the "Richard Deekbag" moniker would have tipped off most readers right away…

  34. marcg says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 7:55 pm (#)

    Me too… but as it is with these things…

    I don't think we've heard the last from Richard Deekbag.

  35. marcg says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 7:55 pm (#)

    Me too… but as it is with these things…

    I don't think we've heard the last from Richard Deekbag.

  36. Ron Paul Sucks! says:

    March 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 pm (#)

    [...] Why Ron Paul is wrong on every damn thing! [...]

  37. devin says:

    March 3rd, 2010 at 1:13 am (#)

    Richard Deekbag has shown the true beliefs of the neo cons in the republican parties. He was not hiding anything when he said the constitution expired 100 years ago because this is the agenda of the neo cons they want a monarchy like executive branch so they could steal from the American people to fill the pockets of the rich elites. They want a police state intervene in foreign policies,striped the American people of their liberty and freedom and enslaved them. We the American people need to start educate our selves and defend liberty and freedom.

  38. eddie says:

    December 17th, 2010 at 7:50 pm (#)

    yeah please, give me the 2 minutes of my life back after reading this crap. this guy doesn't want to meet with me face to face.

  39. Jae says:

    June 1st, 2011 at 9:20 pm (#)

    Federal Reserve has been our savior?

    They have the power to make money out of thin air and they have been doing that since 1913. This is the reason why our economy is doing so bad because they are printing more money that is not backed up by gold or anything. Every time Federal Reserve prints money, the value of our money goes down. If you studied economy in freshman year in high school, you should know this.

    Federal Reserve is not federal. It is no more federal than Federal Express. IT IS A PRIVATE CORPORATION WITH VERY LIMITED GOVERNMENT REGULATION. In other words, government has no power over the money supply that directly affects our economy today! As of today, basic supplies such as gas prices are sky rocketing and food prices are constantly going up simply because they are too damn much money created. I suggest you do even some research about the recent bailouts in Federal Reserve. Just look at our economy and it does not take a rocket scientist to figure out that it is doing horrible. Federal Reserve is clearly out of control making rich people even wealthier while middle and poor class suffer. Please if you ever try to convince people why they should not like Ron Paul, at least come up with better arguments than ugly, old, wrinkly, skinny, etc. And please do some research regarding Federal Reserve and Ron Paul's arguments about the the war and many other things. Ron Paul never made any racist comments to be called racist. There is no proof of him saying such racist remarks. It was perpetuated by his haters to ruin his reputation.

  40. Andrew Lundeen says:

    August 17th, 2011 at 7:40 pm (#)

    Man alive.

    It makes me sad to see that people can't understand what they're reading. This is sarcasm, folks. The author is pointing out how Paul is right about everything.

    Put down your pitchfork and actually *read* the article.

  41. SWolfe says:

    December 24th, 2011 at 5:27 am (#)

    Actually, he's not right about everything. To EVEN say that is ignorant. Gotta love sycophants. I see his FLAWS and his good points. The day the sycophants see his flaws is the day I listen to you. Funny thing is after people read this I will be called some Liberal commie, big government proponent. LOL. No, I prefer follow reality. Hopefully someday you guys will understand. Ron Paul will never be president or even be nominated. I'm glad there is a site like this for you guys to get together and cuddle and feel all Ron Paul warm and fuzzy :)

  42. Tim says:

    January 6th, 2012 at 6:15 pm (#)

    I want my 2 minutes back. I'm a big G. Bush fan, but, come on, how can I take you seriously if you start criticizing him on his looks?! I actually came here to see real facts, instead you're just as dumb as you say Paul is. Because of this article, and many other wastes of time and space, I'm now considering Ron as viable. His predictions and tirades over the destruction of the economy ten years ago, while no other representative said a peep, is scary to say the least. Perhaps we are "waking up" like all of Ron Paul's (young and naive) supporters say, but at least there is evidence to their stance on this one.

  43. Alison says:

    January 23rd, 2012 at 5:27 am (#)

    At first I was annoyed. Then I laughed. Great satire. Keep it up :)