Jesus H. Chrysler, Obama Pimped My GM!

June 1st, 2009 8:30 am  |  by  |  Published in Big Government, Commentary, Constitution, fascism, Free Market, government spending, Liberty, Market Regulation, Maven Commentary, nationalization, Obama  |  1

I can’t help but wonder if Hugo Chavez is Barack Obama’s role model. Mr. President, I don’t want to own GM. If I did I would have bought the stock. Now you are nationalizing General Motors. Your fascist flatulence is getting more stinky with every new intervention.

Today, GM files for bankruptcy protection. It comes as no surprise to anyone. At the beginning of May I shouted, “Jesus H. Chrysler!“, when Chrysler filed for bankruptcy protection. At the end of that article I said, “Next up, GM.” Sure enough it is now GM’s turn.

From AP:

WASHINGTON – General Motors, the humbled auto giant that has been part of American life for more than 100 years, will file for bankruptcy protection on Monday in a deal that will give taxpayers a 60 percent ownership stake and expand the government’s reach into big business.

Well, how nice. I wonder if we’ll get an employee discount? I could ride around in a new GM car with a bumper sticker that reads:

Obama Pimped This Ride!
(yes it does exist!)

Then again, it will have to be a pretty deep discount for me to consider buying a Government Motors car.

Apparently, Obama took an oath to defend a different Constitution than the one we all know and love. Every page of Obama’s Constitution must have the following words: “This Page Left Intentionally Blank.”

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  1. Quick Hits: Waterboarding HR1207, a new liberty candidate, Rand bombs, and random thoughts :: Liberty Maven says:

    June 5th, 2009 at 8:15 am (#)

    [...] wacky headline this week regarding the GM bankruptcy, “Jesus H. Chrysler, Obama Pimped my GM!“, was dubbed the headline of the day by the great Stephen Gordon on Twitter. Thanks [...]

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