Liberty Maven

Obama took office and immediately began waving around his huge stimulus package. “It is really inappropriate behavior–way too big”, said Ron Paul, Republican Congressman from Texas.

The Democrats in the House adored Obama’s package. Only 12 Democrats shunned the package. Not a single Republican was turned on by it.

Obama then exposed it to the Senate. He met privately with Republican Senators to show it off. They came away unimpressed.

Republicans chose a leader to show off a package of their own. Even though they complained it was too big, they revealed an even larger package.

Meanwhile, the citizens of America are starting to get worried. And for good reason.

It seems that the longer the debate goes on the bigger the package will be. And they know that the bigger the package the more it’s going to hurt.

Wait… are we still talking about the economy?

No matter, the people always get screwed in the end.

Hmm… that last bit didn’t come out quite right either. I think I’ll just stop typing.